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CennPennTraveler
02-03-2011, 09:39 PM
I get a kick out of some of these casino flyers and this one from MoSun Pocono makes me laugh. For one I've never seen a girl this beautiful sitting at a slot machine having this much fun over a near miss! Even the guy could pass for her father almost, minus a few years. She clearly is not using a players card and sure isn't going to get $15 a week in FP!

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af30/CennPennTraveler/c312ab2a.jpg

Just sayin! :rolleyes:
goldengreeke
02-03-2011, 09:44 PM
I can't figure out why they're laughing so much. Maybe she farted..
queenslots
02-03-2011, 09:51 PM
Hahahhaa.... the best of the day. I can't stop laughing. lol. :D
Deb
02-03-2011, 09:52 PM
I laugh at so much of this stuff. When I see pics of people on casinos websites all dressed up in cocktail dresses and jewelry... Please I want to see the real people, you know the ones that ate too much at the buffet and are wearing fanny packs with flair! LOL Oh wait, I am describing me, never mind.
Yadarra
02-03-2011, 09:52 PM
Hey our Valentine's promotion is about Luv Bumps? Don't you have the baby AFTER Valentines?...anyway, this one is worse! Hey, is that a bandaid or his wedding ring falling clean off that hooker's chair?!!!
NhMajik
02-03-2011, 09:55 PM
I can't figure out why they're laughing so much. Maybe she farted..

Hehehehe...too funny, thanks for the laugh.
wordguy
02-09-2011, 05:58 PM
roflmao what a great thread.... :o) I got a kick out of it.
Happyplace
02-09-2011, 08:41 PM
I'm having a really bad day. This put a huge smile on my face!
Yadarra
02-09-2011, 08:52 PM
Cheer up, Happyplace!

She's so happy, her jawbone is about to pop clean out! Zomg!
vegasfreak
02-09-2011, 10:00 PM
I wanna see the ad where they've got the same screen of near misses but with the person punching the slot glass, like you see so often!!
thelma
02-09-2011, 10:16 PM
Hey our Valentine's promotion is about Luv Bumps? Don't you have the baby AFTER Valentines?...anyway, this one is worse! Hey, is that a bandaid or his wedding ring falling clean off that hooker's chair?!!!
Bandaid... which tells me he'd been to harrah's AC recently ... harrah's and their lovely ten ton elevator doors that KEEP CLOSING even when your hand's between them... grrrrrrrrrrr...
he got the bandaid (young and probably moves quicker than thelma...); thelma got the black&blue&green hand for a week...
Yadarra
02-09-2011, 11:08 PM
Oh no!

The Yads once almost lost her good slot arm to an elevator in Chicago...the same elevator that once swallowed her whole and refused to spit her out...

Yeah, I feel your pain! And it's always more than six flights up, too...so walking isn't such a great option, either...:((
maxgirl
02-10-2011, 12:58 AM
Here is my step daughter............ She looks pretty good huh?
CennPennTraveler
02-10-2011, 01:03 AM
Here is my step daughter............ She looks pretty good huh?

She's beautiful MG! At least her smile is legit and seems to be having a good time. Guess I need to give Harrah's another try..haha
BigDaddy
02-10-2011, 01:06 AM
Here is my step daughter............ She looks pretty good huh?
Hey Max, I'm married, but she's a hottie...:)
Ms. Levine
02-10-2011, 05:57 AM
Hey Max-they need to hire your stepdaughter for the flier! She's way prettier than this girl!

Deb-you're freakin hilarious! They do always show these skinny minnies in their high heels walking around with cocktails and dancing with their boyfriends at the clubs, getting massages, then pulling the slot handle and getting all 3 flaming 7's. YEAH RIGHT!! In our dreams! LOL

Thanks for the laughs guys :)
Blonde4ever
02-10-2011, 10:52 AM
Hilarious!
I don't even look THAT excited when I DO WIN!
Ejab
02-10-2011, 11:48 AM
Hilarious!
I don't even look THAT excited when I DO WIN!

That is what I was thinking LOL
Drgonslyer
02-10-2011, 12:38 PM
Damn how did they get my picture in that ad? Must have been taken after my 3rd Slushie.
Jacki
02-10-2011, 04:05 PM
LMAO!! Too funny!!!!!!!!
Flushed
02-10-2011, 04:16 PM
Here is my step daughter............ She looks pretty good huh?

I approve, and she's gambling, I think its a match made in heaven.
Deb
02-10-2011, 04:42 PM
Gosh max your stepdaughter is super pretty! I think we could definitely match her up with someone on here :)
wendy
02-10-2011, 06:01 PM
I agree Max - thanks for showing us the photo of a normal casino patron (the evening gowns in flyers do get a little silly!) I like to be comfy like your stepdaughter and everyone else on the forum!
knagl
02-11-2011, 02:28 PM
Haha, this reminds me of an image I saved from (I think) MGM's website a year or two ago. Only slot players like us would get a kick out of it:

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ymso7o.jpg

On my computer I saved it with the file name, "WonNothing.jpg". :)

They won nothing on a $100 machine, no less.

At least the local casino puts their machines into the reel strip test mode to show a jackpot on the machine for their promo photos, even though you can see it's in the test mode if you look closely enough.
CennPennTraveler
02-11-2011, 03:10 PM
Haha, this reminds me of an image I saved from (I think) MGM's website a year or two ago. Only slot players like us would get a kick out of it:

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ymso7o.jpg

On my computer I saved it with the file name, "WonNothing.jpg". :)

They won nothing on a $100 machine, no less.

At least the local casino puts their machines into the reel strip test mode to show a jackpot on the machine for their promo photos, even though you can see it's in the test mode if you look closely enough.

Haha That one is hilarious too! Clearly though she has watched my videos and knows that since that one red seven showed up on the payline, the other two are guaranteed to follow with a big win for herself, her fancy drink, and her dad there! :D
Yadarra
02-11-2011, 04:09 PM
L O L

Too funny!
goldengreeke
02-11-2011, 04:12 PM
Here is my step daughter............ She looks pretty good huh?

She does. Looks like she's having fun too. :)
slottygirl70
02-11-2011, 05:21 PM
How the hell did I miss this thread?! Made my day!!:D
Flushed
02-11-2011, 05:35 PM
Haha That one is hilarious too! Clearly though she has watched my videos and knows that since that one red seven showed up on the payline, the other two are guaranteed to follow with a big win for herself, her fancy drink, and her dad there! :D

LOL, dad or silver fox? That is the real question here.
ellie
02-13-2011, 01:02 PM
LOL! Reminds me of those "give a funny caption" games.

Woman: "YAY!!! If we get all red 7's we win $1,000!"
Man: "YAY!! We've already put $50,000 in this machine. Pretty soon we'll get those red 7's and we'll win that money!"
Yadarra
02-13-2011, 06:29 PM
Hey, anything to keep her out of the gift shop, right?

~Runs and scampers off!
yankeerose
02-13-2011, 06:50 PM
This thread is hilarious!!Lmao@ the statements :) And if my pic ever appeared in a flyer it would have to be titled "when gambling goes bad,check out yankeerose's mean face" lol
CennPennTraveler
02-17-2011, 09:05 PM
My Borgata flyer was damaged by the USPS. Got in this nice WE CARE envelope..haha

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af30/CennPennTraveler/67c1194c.jpg

But then you have this guy who seems really bored playing WOF:

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af30/CennPennTraveler/8214e0bd.jpg

Hehe
minchow
02-20-2011, 02:07 AM
Hehehehe...too funny, thanks for the laugh.

I needed a laugh today - thanks!