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Old 08-31-2007, 05:49 AM
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Default The 10 Commandments of Slots

Here a bit of an excellent article by Frank Scoblete. I have also included a link to the full article:

"When Moses went up the mountain for 40 days and 40 nights to receive the commandments of God, the recently freed Israelites took a leaf from the book of the vanquished Egyptians, built themselves a golden calf, and threw a wild party. Moses was in spiritual retreat communing with the Lord, while his people were in the 1,400 BC version of a Las Vegas night.

But all parties must come to an end, and the Israelites soon learned that imitating the vanquished Egyptians was not the smartest use of their time, talent and gold. In short, they soon realized that the best way to run their lives was to follow the commandments of the Lord.

Slot players are faced with something of the same problem as the ancient Israelites. They want to be free to pursue their pleasures but they don't really want to pay too big a price for them. What can they do?

They can listen to me! Okay, so I'm not Moses bringing the word of the "On High" to former slaves of an ancient empire, but the 10 Slot Commandments that follow are a sure way to have fun and reduce the impact of the house edge on your golden calf - that is, your bank account. I can't take you to the Promised Land flowing with milk and honey, but I can help you keep your fortune and position you to take advantage of the good luck which just might befall you.

Commandment #1: Thy Bankroll is Thy Master - so create a 401G!"

Full article: http://scoblete.casinocitytimes.com/articles/36652.html
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